“Good evening, are you ready to order?”
“Yeah, I want the soup to start and you, what do you want, the soup aswell? She’ll have the soup.”
“Thats great and for your mains?”
“I want the steak.”
“How would you like that cooked sir?”
“Well done.”
“Madam what would you like?”
“She’ll have the chicken.”
“And what would you like to drink.”
“Do you have Bud?”
“No sir.”
“Cider?”
“No sir, just wine. maybe you would like a glass of champagne to start?”
“Wha? No bleeding way. Half bottle of Rose and tap water.”
Happy Valentines Day to all the wait staff across the land.
