It is now in its 7th or 15th season but I am a celebrity…. seems to rolling along with the same popularity as it did when it first began. Ant & Dec support the show with their quite likable banter and slightly unbelievable intros into the days drama. And its the days drama were my brain starts to hurt.

The same looking people fill our tellys every season with their tantrums and their blossoming romances, all in the hope to change the trajectory of the careers they believe are worthwhile to the rest of the world. But what strikes me most about the show’s drama, is how everything is absolutely the exact same as every season that has gone before, to the point that there is no longer words or rhythm . There is just a noise, a medium paced monotone, dull hum.

I have to admit though, that a dull monotone hum is a great accompaniment to staring at chicks showering outdoors.